Welcome to your Confessional!

Well well well, oh how long its been since Ive played a game on here. I have come out of retirement to see If I still have what it takes to win a game, or more importantly, to provide entertainment to everyone.

1. A good Survivor player must have the following qualities....
They have to appear to be friendly, but able to lie and cut anyone at any point of the game to further themselves. If you aren't able to do that you should go ahead and log off now.
You will need to be good at challenges. You need to be able to win a challenge when needed. Relying on others to take you to the end will not always work.

2. I wont lie, I dont have a set strategy yet, I guess thats my strategy? Gonna go with the flow at the start and see where it takes me.

3. I AM SUCH A VILLIAN PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK IM A DAMN HERO.

4. It depends, on how much pull I believe I have in the game at that point. If I know I am the one controlling the votes than my ally would obviously be safe. If we are on the bottom and its them or me obviously they gotta go.


THIS SHOULD BE A FUCKING INTERESTING SEASON AS LONG AS IM NOT A GOD DAMN EARLY BOOT. Here is to my return.

STEP 1

Find someone you can trust. As of right now I only have one option as no one else has posted from my tribe. Kylie will have to do. I extended the ol olive branch and offered them a final 2.


STEP 2

TBA

Quick little update on how the games going

I feel like my tribe is so fucking inactive.



I know It hasnt even been one day but two people are yet to post in our tribe chat. Hopefully we can actually do this first immunity challenge and get a win. My idea was the only one and its obviously the best.




Okay now, I really do think Kylie is legit. I came up with such a stupid and cringe name for our alliance hahah kill me. Hopefully I can really trust them moving forward so I have someone to rely on throughout the game! They seem as active as me.

WOULDNT BE SURPISE IF I GOT BOOTED FIRST SINCE IM PLAYING A FUCKING GREG! WHAT WAS I THINKING. TOP 3 WORST PLAYERS OF ALL TIME.

King

I will try my best to do you proud Hasbulla

HASBULLA WOULD BE ONE HIT!

Well first off, my tribe fucking sucks. Half the people arent active…. I would definitely say I trust Kylie the most her and I have talked a lot and I can see us working together throughout the game. Loki seems okay too, they did the challenge for us which I thought was cool. Ill have to start talking to him more If i want to develop some trust. After those i dont really care. 

Honestly I havent paid much attention to anyone else on any of the other tribes, just focusing on my tribe right now and making it out alive.

Kylie saying she didnt win the idol BUT idk…
 




Maybe Im just being paranoid.

Loki actually voted Yoshi! 

Now I gotta act like that was me who voted for him to stay on Pattys good side. Also the idol
Is flushed which is exactly what we wanted to do. Id say this was a solid tribal for me!

Me when I lie

Hello John

lol :/

How do I feel about this season.... HMMM. I guess one word would be stressful, another good one would be PAIN. We are 0/2 so far in challenges and someone has already played a fucking idol.

Yes I am unfamiliar with what It feels like to win a damn challenge. I am unfamiliar with safety, I am unfamiliar with going to bed not terrified that I wont be voted out at tribal.

I think I have a solid core of Kylie, Loki and I, so hopefully we win a damn competition and we can all stay safe just once.

Sigh, Another day another tribal.

Sad Patty had to go and If we lose again I am absolutely fucked.

1. Who is the funniest player in the cast?

Me

2. Who is the smartest player in the cast?

Me

3. Who is the nicest player in the cast?

Me

4. Who is the most oblivious player in the cast?

Me

5. Who is the most overrated player in the cast?

Me

6. Who is playing the worst game?

Me

7. Who is playing the best game?

Me

How riveting.

LMFAO @ that GIF

Knew you'd like that

Queue Rocky Music



TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT. I can feel it, all the way down in my plums, Getting ready to take them down to the farmer's market.

CONGRATS VVITCH TRIBE YOU HAVE WON IMMUNITY AND ARE SAFE FROM TRIBAL COUNCIL TONIGHT.

THIS IS FUCKED

Finally some RELAXATION. I dont even know what to do with myself.